second-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's child.

My second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.

second-cousin-thrice-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.

Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.

by QuacksO December 9, 2023

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

59 Second Challenge

When a sexual partner tries to make a man orgasm in under a minute

Man: Hey babe, wanna try the 59 second challenge?

Woman: Yes of course. Oral or vaginal?
Male: why not both?

by JakeEC August 21, 2025

second cousin 4x removed

1. 2nd great-grandfather's second cousin
2. second cousin's great-grandchild

my second cousin 4x removed was a banker

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025