Dutch Uncle Rub

A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.

Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!

by appledanny May 20, 2010

chocolate dutch master

a cigar that's use for smoking marijuana. it has a nice tootsie roll smell and flavor. the outer leaves our brown

i only had reg so i just rolled it in a chocolate dutch master for that nice choco flavor

by anDROid 900 December 02, 2009

Dutch mud slide

Laying down legs spread apart left leg to the left right leg to the right (in split position if possible) but with ass facing up then must take mud slide beer and poor down asshole

I really don't have any example of "Dutch mud slide"

by Some random GIRL March 16, 2013

dutch gas chamber

when someone farts in a school porable when someone farts in a classroom and it wafts everywhere and everyone is freaking out...think of the gas chambers the nazis used but with a fart instead.

teacher-why are you smiling brownbear?

brownbear-you're about to experience the dutch gas chamber.

by ---kris--- January 09, 2009

Dutch Farmer's Tan

Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.

How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!

by sl3m4y March 30, 2010

Dutch cannon

The best clan warrer you can have on your team, known for his epic spears and his seksie tanking.

Guy: OMG did you see Dutch cannon tank out 17 brews, he even got speared 12 times! Girl: Omg hes so sxcy, i wish he would respond to my love mail!

by Thebeasttanks January 30, 2010

pennsylvania dutch oven

The act of an Amish or Amish looking person (unkempt beard, suspenders, etc) sitting at church and passing gas silently.

I was getting into the parsons message until Malachi delivered an unforgivable Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.

by Slim McFatty February 05, 2010