Hood

Hood means Trillion Dollars (1 With 12 Zeroes)

Jamal: Yo dem niggas ova there got hella hoodz dey rly rollin dat shi up countin dey shi in dat nice ass buggy gah dam, mfs got bouj ah green

Mark: What's A Hood?

Jamal: (Answering To Mark) Sum U Neva Gon Get

by ToxicVulture12 July 23, 2023

Hood Crawling

To venture into the belly of the Beast by traversing a hoods back alleyways, forgotten Lots, or streets that you very much do not belong in so much so that individuals might bargain with you for a small drug transaction, a small physical escapade or for all of your personal Goods with no payment in exchange.

Who is this fool walking down the street? This man's must be Hood crawling.

by PassiveDemon January 18, 2023

Hood orange

What girls use to jerk off guys when they don't have time to do it themselves

Dude last shenequa gave me a hood orange

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022

“Left your moms in the hood?”

“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.

Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.

“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay

by le mule and sons March 7, 2024

Hood

The ghetto. Where my homies are. The good-good here. Dat good-good be raw.

Me and my homie went to Compton. In dat hood everthang be goin on.

by Very cool band kid named Jimmy December 11, 2020

Hood job

Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.

I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.

by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020

hood slime

The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.

The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning

by mledwards34 October 28, 2010