Eat your beard

To force someone to act against their will in a humiliating manner

I know you cheated me and when I find you I’m going to force you to eat your beard.

by WhiteKern January 9, 2019

I eat weetabix

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat

I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard

by Cereal poster April 18, 2019

eat horse shit

a way of saying something that is false

Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit

by Tyler_Buddha20 November 17, 2015

eat my lead

When you say "eat my lead" you mean you're going to shoot them

The police officer while in a firefight yelled to the criminal "eat my lead"

by add dangrousman3570 on fortnit December 19, 2018

Eat My Sword

Another way to say "SUCK MY DICK" to someone
Mostly used in a Minecraft game like Bedwars and such

STRATEGICALLY EAT MY SWORD NERD

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 20, 2021

Eat my tears

They act of asking someone to eat your tears out of sadness or anger out of what they did in order to let them know how salty you feel.

It's not my fault you're so apathetic and entitled that you didn't vote and now we have this douchebag president. Eat my tears asshole.

by J-ber November 1, 2017

Who eat carrots

Louis Tomlinson: I like girls who eat carrots
Directioners girls: eats carrots everday since.

I like girls who eat carrots

Omw to get a carrot and eat

by Fucksimonandlovelarry May 10, 2021