I eat weetabix

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat

I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard

by Cereal poster April 18, 2019

Eat my tears

They act of asking someone to eat your tears out of sadness or anger out of what they did in order to let them know how salty you feel.

It's not my fault you're so apathetic and entitled that you didn't vote and now we have this douchebag president. Eat my tears asshole.

by J-ber November 1, 2017

eat like a pig

The actions of one chowing down on food, in comparison to that of a pig.

They're so disgusting! They eat like a pig during our most casual means, which causes a scene.

by Mr_Map February 1, 2018

Eating Like A G

Eating as though one is 21 Savage or is a master eater

Bro, my boi made some cookies and I started eating like a G.

by bman5699 February 9, 2018

eat ass month

All of November men and women way ass till they die

Happy eat ass month

by Ass eater and beater October 16, 2019

Go eat paper

This means that when someone tries to shut up someone, they tell that person to eat paper, and it would give them paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh, Go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021

Shit eating beast

Any animal, monster, or thing that disgusts you upon seeing it

Girl: Did i miss anything in the movie? Man: Just a couple shit eating beasts

by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017