Douche Rocket

Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.

Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.

by Cabbage Fartz August 3, 2009

Douche Knuckle

A cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.

SHUT UP DOUCHE KNUCKLE

by paigiesaurpandemic September 10, 2010

regal douche

regal douche- an emphasis on the classic insult "douche" or "douchebag"

Dwight, the 40 year old manager of the Y who checks out 10 year old girls, is a regal douche

by piss off May 4, 2005

douche shit

a shorter version of calling someone a bag of both douche and shit. thus douche shit.

you douche!!

douche shit!!

by -Kyle- Bulthuis January 28, 2007

douche-wagger

What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.

*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**

by H.W January 25, 2009

Acid Douche

An Acid Douche occurs when a male urinates inside of a female. This is often times done as a primitive form of birth control, because it is believed that the acid in the urine would kill all of the sperm cells.

I didn't have any condoms with me, so I went in shorty raw and came quick. Then I gave her an acid douche so my seeds won't catch root.

by El Dawg June 20, 2012

douche monster

the ultimate douchemaster

yo he iz da illist douche monster.

by douchemonster September 4, 2004