That person is such a dan
by #meme lord May 17, 2019
Get the Danmug. by Tman5711 January 12, 2022
Get the Dan colemanmug. 
1. To fall down the stairs holding a beer whilst drunk or hungover and listening to the song “Get on the Beers”.
2. To lock somewhere down and put harsh COVID restrictions on it for ages without a good reason.
3. To be a genuine dickhead, lie to the public, backtrack on promises like the Commonwealth Games and go into a fucking huge debt.
4. A sex act where one man simultaneously fucks multiple people in a painful manner. Basically like how Premier Dan Andrews (Dictator Dan/Labor branch stacking cunt) fucked Victoria and made it even shittier.
2. To lock somewhere down and put harsh COVID restrictions on it for ages without a good reason.
3. To be a genuine dickhead, lie to the public, backtrack on promises like the Commonwealth Games and go into a fucking huge debt.
4. A sex act where one man simultaneously fucks multiple people in a painful manner. Basically like how Premier Dan Andrews (Dictator Dan/Labor branch stacking cunt) fucked Victoria and made it even shittier.
by MinecraftBloke123 September 8, 2023
Get the Dan Andrewsingmug. Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'
'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
by BagelSquasher September 16, 2022
Get the Danmug. The ultimate being
by DannieBoi June 10, 2019
Get the Danmug. by Anyone ;) November 12, 2020
Get the Trill danmug.