Ugly Dan

Ugly Dan is a fat hag who only cares about money and fame and uses you for food and money.

Ugly Dan: Hey be my friend

Girl 1: Ok

Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.

Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$

Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.

by toby x shrek August 12, 2021

Dan-Whammying

1) A form of whammying on guitar hero known to get the most amount of points quickly by alternating between no whammy and fully whammy in the quickest amount of time.

2) A euphemism for tearful masterbation.

1) 'Dude, you got so many points, you must have been dan-whammying!'

2)

Person A: 'Dude, why the fuck are you crying and ejaculating on yourself?'
Person B: 'Oh, i've been Dan-Whammying.'

by MattDutton March 9, 2012

Dan

A true believer and servant of the deity goddess of VWAP, they are often subject to intense discrimination but although they have been stifled for years, their "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s can be heard for miles around

*Loud Autistic noises in the background*
Oh no, the DANS are reeing again

by VWAPGUIDEUS August 25, 2021

dan

dan is a very sweet hearted boy who is stoned all the time , he is very caring and looks like he needs a hug. he will comfort you when you need it and will be there for you . he may have times where he wants a little wank but he is genuine . he will care for you , if you have a dan in your life you are lucky because it will be hard to let go of him

dan is a stoner

by anonymous August 15, 2023

dan

never lies

dan never lies

by bibbullock70 July 10, 2020

Dan McCann

An Irish song about some lad's uncle, Dan McCann, moving to the states to never be found.

He's also one tough bastard

"C'mon Dan McCann, Fight me like a man!"

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

Dan the can

Dan the can is used to describe the kawaiiest person alive.

Dan the can.

by Dan the can December 22, 2023