Cracker

Ollie Slater

Person: "Ollie Slater is a fat cracker, he left the heating on"

by Scotch37 February 5, 2023

Cracker Barrel

The sexual act of crushing crackers into a condom, then proceeding to have sex

"Hey man, I heard that Brandon gave the Arabic girl in our class a cracker barrel. What a mad lad"

by ThatOneGinger114 October 25, 2020

Cracker Wisdom

A form of basic and incredibly obvious advice often given by humans of Caucasian decent

- "Don't point a gun at things you're not willing to kill !"

- "That's some cracker wisdom right here."

by GhastlyFeet May 23, 2023

Cracker

A term that white people use that they think is “cool” because they can’t say the N word.

White guy,”wasp my cracker.” Black guy, wtf?

by Milky banana October 8, 2021

Cracker

The most evil human species that has walked our planet. Like Jesus, we need to get rid of them all.

I am sick of these crackers man! We're better off without them spreading their pest infested children on our countries.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts January 28, 2024

Cracker Trauma

A terrible event for a black person cause by white people.

The kkk caused a lot of people to have cracker trauma.

by DJ Swiftnutz April 2, 2021

unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

by xruser May 19, 2022