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Cracker Whore

Noun/racial slur: a cracker whore is a white trash hillbilly, probably addicted to drugs and most definitely has a trailer that smells strongly of cigarettes and Budlight, who is loose in the goose if you know what I mean. (They get around. They do the doggy style and complete the missionary quite often.) They are also notoriously unfaithful to their partners and non committal. They’re also more likely to commit spousal abuse and have an untrained dog with fleas that they treat better than their own spouse.
1.) Daisy-Mae from down the street is such a god awful, tuna fish smelling cracker whore that she slept with the entire football team and gave them all and STD in Jr. year.

2.) Hunter from the trailer across the road is the kind of Cracker whore that will kiss his flea bitten dog on the mouth before he kisses someone else’s wife in his own marital bed that he bought after his engagement to his current partner.

3.) Luke is such a fucking cracker whore that he tricks people into thinking he’s changed and isn’t a homophobe or transphobe anymore just so he can trick a female into trusting him and then asks those same people to sell him cucking pornography when he knows they’re financially struggling and then hits them with more transphobia by suprise after they’ve already sold their bodies to him while he sleeps with a ton of other poor women who don’t know what a trashy ass skank he is at the same time.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
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Cracker bible

I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money
by I am Keith March 23, 2024
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Cracker

Caucasian with hooked nose.

Since only Caucasians have hooked noses, it's seen as a word exclusively for Caucasians, hence the racial connotation.
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cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.
Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.
by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010
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Cracker

A stupid honkey idiot on social media who is usually skinny and an unattractive incel that acts like a racist fool for likes on the internet and makes the actual nice Caucasians look bad.
Black guy: you see that honkey on social media trying to be racist for likes
Mexican guy: Ohh yeahhh you mean that cracker haha. Why do they act like that.

Black guy: That’s why they call them dumb crackers
by Smart people>>>>racists December 3, 2022
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Animal Cracker

Guy 1: hey bro what do you call a white furry?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: an animal cracker hehehehehhdisqkbddjiqdhdhdisbrhf
Guy 2: hehhehehehehehehe
by metroFIRE December 6, 2023
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Fluffy Cracker

The breakfast pastry treat with a soft flavored filling known as the Pop-Tart.
S’more flavored fluffy crackers are better than cookies n crème!
by Fluffy Cracker January 27, 2023
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