Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 10, 2019
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Anus cracker

When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
by Eatmydiction8==D December 07, 2015
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Cracker Trauma

A terrible event for a black person cause by white people.
The kkk caused a lot of people to have cracker trauma.
by DJ Swiftnutz April 03, 2021
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Cracker sauce

Used to describe how mad you are towards a living thing
I want Those girls to become cracker sauce!
by Potato village March 24, 2018
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Whole wheat cracker

"Yo Raj, you ain't black and you ain't white, y'all whole wheat cracker"
by Bronxgirl333 August 19, 2017
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whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.
"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."
by eatingknees May 27, 2023
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soak the cracker

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.
The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.
by Phuki Yu January 15, 2015
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