wit crack

Spell for laughter. (command)

"Who the fuck fuck fuck do you want want want want!?!" Such is an example of wit crack.

by phili 000 February 8, 2010

crack or joker

summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??

i came upon a human with a perky butt while playing crack or joker, but it was a DUDE!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

crack jumping

The act of jumping repeatedly, to avoid being shot in a video game as if on crack.

"Man I got pwn3d by that guy, he must be good."
"No, he's just a noob who got lucky crack jumping."

by IRS_Agent July 30, 2008

Hydro cracked

The act of pouring water down someones exposed butt crack. Aka hide your crack. Defined by Bronwyn.

My brothers butt-crack was hanging out so i hydro cracked him

by swampcrack February 5, 2012

Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

Wiki-crack

The term used to define hours spent browsing through links from one page to the next on Wikipedia. Lifetimes are spent this way.

What's Tom been doing the last few hours? Oh, he's been on Wiki-crack, can't get him off it.

by rmcc128 January 15, 2011

Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010