chip shovels

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite

" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "

by pethead December 21, 2015

Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

by google blowz July 25, 2010

ass chipping

When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.

Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!

by thejavakat October 31, 2014

Chocolate chip cookie

Poopy Vagina, when you go down on a girl and she has shit in her vagina

He was dissapointed that her Cookie was a acually a Chocolate chip cookie

by ThatOneGuy84930 February 23, 2025

Chip Reaves

Global CEO of Computer Troublshooters, the largest computer repair franchise in the world. Chip is very involved in his church, his local community, and the global community as well. He is also not sick today, as he really should be going to the beach.

Man, last week, Chip Reaves told me to go fix a computer in Uraguay. Where´s Uraguay?

by memorextdclassic May 23, 2009

all that and a bag of chips

The greatest show on nttv🍪

Amazing human: what show should I watch tonight?

Another amazing human: you should watch all that and a bag of chips!

Amazing person: that sounds like a fantastic ide!

by Rahrahrarara September 08, 2023

Chip

To punch someone usually on the chin or the outsides of the face

Oi I heard dazza got a chip on that bloke

Yeah fully rearranged the butter boys face

by BUTTER_BOY March 07, 2019