Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.

"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."

by Lil Jork March 7, 2025

chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)

a friendlier way to say the bombing of chongqing in ww2

person 1: i am real concerned about the chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)
person 2: bro stop
person 1: arlyn
person 3: i think they are going after the whitehouse next

by copez April 27, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Chinese Cocky Bomb

Traditional name for the flaming bag of poop prank.

Last night Mr. Jones fell victim to a Chinese cocky bomb.

by fatallymauled September 16, 2021

Chinese Fisherman

When you're doing it with someone and you stick your dick and a rubber duck inside their asshole at the same time.

"Dude, the girl I met last night was awesome! She even did anal!"
"Did she let you do a Chinese Fisherman?"

by Wackyslendernoob February 13, 2025

Chinese Spanish Man

A gay ass bitch who often likes to lick children's freshly cut toe nails. This man is a dangerous variation of a Chinese dog that had incest with its somehow related Spanish mouse owner which hunts little boy penis's. Stay away from this Chinese Spanish Man and if you ever encounter this species please protect your toe nails and make sure he doesnt fuck your nan. this can also be used if you encounter a asian gay, like so....

Oh shit its a Chinese Spanish Man lets hit this gay

by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD May 29, 2018

Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.

Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.

by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023