vice captain

Given to someone who is desperate to be captain but isn’t good enough. Usually given out of pity. No one pays attention to them no matter how much they want it.

He is a classic vice captain.

by harryglynn123 December 01, 2017

Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 01, 2009

Captain whoopass

Some Hellraiser who plays vigilante and kicks the hell out of idiots and stupid people

John-Did you see Lucy kibaki the wife of president kibaki slap some mp?
Loon-Dude,she is captain whoopass,A Hellraiser from Jupiter.

by Titus rutto September 25, 2019

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025

Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.

Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around

by Merkp May 20, 2018

captain kidd

the man who made our cause that is just (grugang) the legend himself and friend of Alphard. his legions generals include Dr.Donk Ryuji red sent and Marcus

captain kidd is pretty poggers

by dracon56 November 12, 2020

Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021