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cheese weasel 

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore; gold digger.

Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.
Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!
cheese weasel by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008
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cheese table 

The area between one's balls and asshole. See also: taint, duck butter, gooch, grundle, banus, vanus.
cheese table by Iz Markie May 20, 2003

cheese rollup 

An idiots term for the mexican food Quesadilla
Hey guys lets make cheese rollup with these tortillas.
cheese rollup by deer hunter February 3, 2007

Cheese-Splosion 

An explosion of cheese. The explosion can be of solid or liquid cheese and can also pertain to the flavor of cheese as an explosion in your mouth.
Yeah man, i tripped and my nachos went everywhere causeing a Cheese-splosion.

Those freaking nachos were amazing, it was like BOOM, cheese-splosion.
Cheese-Splosion by KeySignature August 20, 2007

Cheese Stache

A thick greasy facial hair, that is not prickly.
That young man needs to shave his cheese stache
Cheese Stache by jengadog October 11, 2008

Cheese Ribbon

The thin strand of smegma which develops around the head of the penis, in some cases this can form a ribbon all the way around.
i havent washed in days, i've got such a huge cheese ribbon!
Cheese Ribbon by Sammmiboi July 17, 2010

Cheese Mank 

An extremely Ugly Girl. The term is Usually used among the young, uneducated, black community.
Dang! N!@@A did ya see that cheese mank right thurr??
Cheese Mank by billybilly94 February 26, 2011