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bill cosmo

A drink often given to a woman that contains a date rape drug.
You probably shouldn't drink that . That creepy dude just sprinkled something in it. Its probably less of a vodka martini and more of a Bill Cosmo now.
by Jeansbruh August 17, 2016
mugGet the bill cosmomug.

“Don’t say gay” bill

“Well if you read the bill you would know that it doesn’t say that!” ~ Idiots
Hym “And If YOU read the “Don’t say gay” bill you would know that it’s just Bill C-16 except in reverse. Exactly the same. How do you know it’s the same? Because the defense of both bill is exactly the same for either side. ‘It just protects vulnerable people from other people saying things that might be harmful to their minds’ Which bill am I talking about? You don’t know. You can’t tell. Because IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! Both can be exploited. You can weaponize C-16 against a teacher who refuses to call you a ‘she’ even though your dick is bigger than his. You can weaponize “Don’t say gay” against a teacher that mentions the fact that they are gay. ‘My precious little perfect darling child (who isn’t precious or perfect and is a piece of shit and I’m better than them) came home asking about how gay people have kids because their teacher mentioned the fact that they are gay and I don’t like it’ and now they’re fired. NOT GOING TO GO ON A LECTURE TOUR MONETIZING THE BIBLE ARE THEY? No news company’s are picking them up! The SAME goddamn thing. Fucking losers man I swear. No, I’M the loser. I forgot. I’m not what I say I am.”
by Hym Iam November 26, 2022
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to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).
Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
by Sexydimma July 3, 2012
mugGet the to pay your bills on timemug.

Mills bills

1. Million dollars.
2. Million of another currency consisting of printed banknotes (bills).
Marzipan! I won a mills bills!
by Hogtrude Parker January 9, 2021
mugGet the Mills billsmug.

pay the gas bill

Adam: Where’s Tom?

Chuck: Taco Bell did a number on him- he’s in the can about to pay the gas bill.
by King Apollo IV March 21, 2025
mugGet the pay the gas billmug.

Bill Clinton Fallacy

A bill clinton fallacy is whenever you lie about a important subject within a debate, mainly theologically.
"Muhammad is a true prophet!" Hey that is a bill clinton fallacy.
by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk February 24, 2025
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Whiny Old Bill

A fecal smudge on the screen of cable television caught in an endless loop of pitiful whining.
"Bill Maher. Bill Maher? Oh you mean Whiny Old Bill. Yeah. No."
by Angry Larry March 12, 2023
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