Beating your meat

Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star

John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha

by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018

Beat across the knob

To be made painfully obvious.

by vtext May 9, 2004

OG beat down

two or more OGs physically assaulting one who is not one of their homeez. Also means initiating someone into your gang by beating them up.

"Ready homie? OG beat down on 3"

If you wanna join us you gotta survive an OG beat down"

by Roberto December 14, 2003

what da beat is

To ask someone "what is going on?"

Hey Sarah What da beat is?

by Shaheed and Sarah November 21, 2007

Beat Tweak Meat

The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.

GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!

by On the gang August 24, 2019

beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.

Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"

by J.Demosa March 29, 2017

beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

by Armadill0 May 5, 2018