Ball's Palsy

Debilitating condition whereby the testicles become numb following physical trauma to the immediate area.

A common condition which causes one ball to sag lower than the other. Also known as "asymmetrical nut syndrome"

"I noticed in the gym locker room that one of your boys hangs down south."

"Yeah. I got the Ball's Palsy."

by Billy Nashawaty August 28, 2007

muff ball

Someone who routinely hangs out in vaginas. Orginated from the film Stepbrothers:

Alice: "Oh, Dale. You are something. You are something."

Dale: "You're something too."

Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy."

Dale: "In your vagina?"

Alice: "I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina. Please, just do it for me."

Dale: "What's happening?"

Dear Dale - you are becoming a muff ball.

A lesbian friend of yours is walking down the street and you want to catch her attention, try: "oi muff ball."

You're on a date and it's getting hot and heavy. You say: "do you wanna be my muff ball?"

by Lupars September 28, 2009

nine-ball

dork, loser, clueless idiot

Albert is a total nine-ball.

by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

dick balls

Slang word shouted in fustration or in suprise. Also used as a description of the male genitals area. Used often in online gaming, such as Call of Duty.

What the dick balls?
I kicked that guy in the dick balls!
Dick balls these guys suck at this game.

by I MAXAMILLION I April 18, 2009

Ski Balls

To snow ski with reckless abandon. Originally coined by the Moline Sr. High School ski team in 1984. Now a commonly used expression by advanced skiers nationwide, especially in the Midwest.

Ski Balls, Bitches! That dude can ski balls! We're going to ski balls this year. Can't wait to ski balls!

by Bob Dowd August 29, 2007

Facebook Balls

When someone (usually a guy) won't talk to you to your face but they'll comment on your statuses/pictures, post on your wall, poke you, send you messages, "like" everything you do, and facebook chat you so much that your Facebook account exploes.

Instances of "facebook balls"
Hey, what's up? (wall post or facebook chat)
Hahahahaha (status/picture comment)
"Like"

by youwillnevagethislalalalala December 6, 2009

balls out

This refers to the governor on a steam engine. Two heavy balls are attached to the engine so that as engine speed increases, the centrifigal force of the flywheel causes the balls to rise. As the balls top out, they govern (limit) the engine, thereby controlling maximum engine speed. "Balls out," then, refers to running the engine at maximum speed.

The engineer was running the train at a "balls out" pace while trying to make up time.

by Blueglowizard April 18, 2009