heroes battlegrounds

cancer
aids
hell
gacha game
clan rats

me: hey wanna heroes battlegrounds?
kurt cobain: 💀

by daiafragm December 8, 2024

Bean Battle

When two males are on opposite sides of a room. They take their pants off and grip their sack like they are wielding a lance, aimed at each other. They then run at each other like medieval jousting, Until someone gives up.

Hey Jake you up for a bean battle.

by imnotfunny5555 January 19, 2025

The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

The Battle Cats

One of the best tower defense games, made by PONOS and is really fun, can be hard at times as well

Jimmy: hey dude, you play the battle cats, right?

Josh: No

Jimmy: get the fuck out my face

by Mr. Garm February 1, 2026

Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

newell battler

Newell Battler is the god no one believes in. He is the best thing ever created in The Battle Bricks History. Love Newell Battler. Praise Newell Battler.

I love Newell Battler!

by Newell Battler March 8, 2025

northweigen battlepass

A northweigen battlepass is when a person is indulging in the act of playing any common shooter game for 43 minutes and decide to buy into its most common cash grab, the battle pass. But all of the sudden they just get fucked by will Schuster (a fictional character/NPC also referred to as the albino ender man) uncontrollably. This may result in the victim calling tech support to the relative game they were playing for instructions on how to refund their purchase or a suicide hotline.

Holy shit bro, did you just buy the northweigen battlepass. You aren't even level 11 yet. He's coming....

by tomfoolikins March 28, 2025