A northweigen battlepass is when a person is indulging in the act of playing any common shooter game for 43 minutes and decide to buy into its most common cash grab, the battle pass. But all of the sudden they just get fucked by will Schuster (a fictional character/NPC also referred to as the albino ender man) uncontrollably. This may result in the victim calling tech support to the relative game they were playing for instructions on how to refund their purchase or a suicide hotline.
Holy shit bro, did you just buy the northweigen battlepass. You aren't even level 11 yet. He's coming....
by tomfoolikins March 29, 2025