Brandon

The opposite of a simp

“I’m not a simp, I’m a Brandon”

by hylialee June 30, 2021

Brandon Effect

Every image of a specific person looks different.

"See look, it's the Brandon Effect. He looks slightly different now in this picture."

by Bwatt130 June 30, 2021

Brandon

Some dude that Trumpists really like for some reason

Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!

Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!

Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…

by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022

Brandonize

When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.

Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."

by Okbrandon August 23, 2022

Brandon

A boulder with hair.

James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022

brandon vicknair

A guy with a lot of money and a 7 inch dick. He also knows how to treat women right.

That guy really is a Brandon vicknair

by Dictionary 122233 September 5, 2022

Brandon

He has small third leg.

Wow Brandon has a mini third leg

by anonymous September 6, 2022