HALF PAST FUCK

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

by K9Guy October 06, 2009

sock, sock and a half

Also known as the stuffing of the pants, sock, sock and a half is a term used to describe a male (or female) that uses objects such as a sock to increase the size of their package.

*To maximize the effect these people usually wear tight pants

Al: Whoa that guy has a huge package!
Kris: Nah, I think it might just be a sock, sock and a half.

by Mystic Maidens August 12, 2009

Half time hole

The act of pumping one’s girlfriend during half time of any sporting event.

Hey Mark, it’s 2-0 so I’m away for some Half Time Hole. See you in 15.

by Jim Bob Camby February 20, 2022

half-grown idiot

A way to insult an exceptionally stupid and naive person; meant to imply that they have not yet graduated to being a full-grown idiot.

Early to mid 1900's colloquialism from south-central rural Pennsylvania.

Boy, I'll tell ya'... that Bob Johnson down the street must be some kinda' half-grown idiot!

by GoodWord July 25, 2011

Half-Popped Popcorn

The true superior form of popcorn, according to Jaiden Animations.

If you've never taken the time to eat the Half-Popped Popcorn at the bottom of the bowl, you're missing out.

by It'sTheDKrazy July 08, 2020

oyster on the half shell

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.

would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?

by whitepar August 22, 2015

half life 2

rise, and shine, Mr freeman, rise and. smell the ashes, no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste if it wasn't for... lets just say your hour has come again... the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference, in the world, so wake up, mr freeman, wake up and smell the ashes... -Gman

when you play half life 2 for first time

by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA April 15, 2021