k-town groupies

Girls who always hang out at bars/clubs in Koreatown (k-town) because they're obsessed with Korean dudes (mainly non-Korean Asians in love with k-pop). They hang out at the same asian bars/clubs and hook up with Korean bartenders or promoters and their friends. K-town groupies can easily be spotted as they always get free shots from the Korean bartenders.

Friend A: Check out those hot asian girls over at the bar.

Friend B: The Chinese girls? They're k-town groupies. They're here every weekend to drink and hook up with the Korean bartenders. It's all that k-pop craze.

Friend A: How do you know that?

Friend B: My friend told me. He's a bartender here. He knows the deal. Give those K-town groupies free shots and he'll get lucky.

by jkim16 May 24, 2017

Townes Boat Ride

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.

I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011

Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues

Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."

by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 24, 2009

P Town

Nickname for the always wonderful Plainfield, Vermont. Known for "the wall" and the rec as the local hangout. Home to Positive Pie, the best pizza place in the world, if you haven't eaten their pizza, you haven't tasted pizza. Also home to River Run, a southern style restaurant, which serves many delicious southern foods, including catfish and fritters. Goddard College is also located in this wonderful town. And most importantly home to numerous hippies and red necks. Come visit us!

"Where do you live?"
"P Town, baby, Plainfield!!"
"Where the hell is that?"
"Like 10 mins. from Montpelier."
"Oh, I know where Montpelier is!"

by B-Marty December 13, 2008

H- town

a suburb of Birmingham, AL. Known to dirty South gangstas and pimps as the real "H- town," (making more sense than Houston).

"Yo, home slice, let's roll over to "H- town" where the real gangstas play."

by Lukas W October 6, 2006

College town bum

These are people who have finished their bachelor's degree but continue to live in a student apartment, drive a beater and occasionally look at finishing a master's some year.

Noah is a college town bum working a Joe job and smoking weed all afternoon.

by I, Wreckerrr April 3, 2021

K-Town Cradle

When you're banging a Koreatown tranny in the ass doggy style with her dick hanging down and both of your nut sacks are clapping together rhythmically like Newton's Cradle.

Scott heard a loud clapping sound coming from the top bunk of E40 so Jake turned the light on to see Trevor and Alexa doing the K-Town Cradle.

by TS Alexa January 27, 2021