brandon

has really thin-bread stick like legs :) he is fit but goes for his ex's best mate so yeaaaaa

Brandon

by okjmnhbgvfdrtg November 22, 2018

Brandon

He has small third leg.

Wow Brandon has a mini third leg

by anonymous September 6, 2022

a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.

Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.

by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021

Brandon

The most ugly, annoying person you will ever meet. He is usually very entitled and gross. Hes very loud and funny but very old like (40)

Wow, That guy is acting like a Brandon!

by Barkley Mikeal Barbley blob December 5, 2019

Brandon Callen

One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him

Y'all want to go riding with Brandon Callen?

Me: No we will die most definitely.

by Jalapeño24 June 27, 2017

brandon tupper

kate leonard’s boyfriend 👩🏻 ❤️ 💋 👨🏽

“brandon tupper and kate leonard are getting married one day”

by ilybonniewright December 18, 2023

epik brandon

He is the final boss in BattleToads. Ribbit ribbit BLUURG. A delusional specimen. His tongue shoots out for McDonald's and women he can never have. He is a poor individual, but still acts as if he is not. He will never lose weight, never get a date, he just acts bougie, to compensate.

Have you been on epik brandon is trying to confess his love to Silla again

by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025