The F Word

Please, don’t say it!!!

Dude 1: “DON’T SAY THE F WORD”
Dude 2: “The F Word”

by unfunny minecraft player February 4, 2020

The magic word

The phrase used my many parents to get their kids under control.

Kid: I WANT YOUR BOOB IM THIRSTY OK
Mum: What’s the magic word?
Kid: *angel face* pleeeease
Mum: *gives boob*

by MrTextris <—YT January 31, 2021

The n word

Nice

21:I'm going to say the n word
69:NO DON....
21:nice
69:nice

by Trajan Anntonius July 1, 2020

word malpunction

When you think you've written a clever or funny pun on-line but:

a) it goes over like a lead balloon because it wasn't funny to begin with, or

b) the intended audience didn't "get it" or misconstrues the pun as something else so hackles rise, a flame war ensues, testosterone levels soar, war breaks out, nations topple, and the Earth is left a vast, barren, charred cinder with melted Anita Bryant CDs lying all over the place.

"Hey, Bob--I didn't know you were such a racist!"
"WTF?!! FYATHYRIO!"
"Whoa, doood--you know, racing motorcycles and cars. Racer. Racist. Get it?
"Oh. Well...FY, anyway."

(That is a case of a word malpunction (or just malpunction.))

by A21stCenturyMan November 7, 2009

urb word

A word or phrase that was not in existense until it was defined on Urban Dictionary.

Urb word is an urb word

by Rainchecker22 October 14, 2007

Word spitter

A preacher or a person that gives messages

Im a word spitter that’s just delivering a message from god.

by Majorfrazier June 22, 2020

Microsoft Word

A Word-Processing Program that is aimed to be used for essays, papers, etc., but is instead used by everybody and their mother to write down tiny little todo lists because they are too techtarded to know what the hell notepad is.

Grandma: I'll just type down a reminder for myself in Microsoft Word.
Grandson: Why not just use notepad? Its a lot quicker and uses less space.
Grandma: What in the hell is notepad?

by whyistherebaconinthesoap August 13, 2010