uncle max

An uncle on your mother’s side with mental retardation.

The other day I heard a duuh I think it was my Uncle Max!

by George Seis April 22, 2024

Uncle Spiro

The colorful uncle found in most Greek families whose actions amuse and/or embarass his relatives.

Uncle Spiro was arrested at the market again for offering women real "Greek yogurt", straight from the tap.

by AlienApeman August 8, 2015

first cousin-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

uncle smudgey

an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone

"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed

"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"

by rbudburnin October 23, 2013

uncle ted

ted kaczynski, the one true father

rest in peace uncle ted

by xX90sCrankerXx December 23, 2023

Uncle Charlie

Charles Manson

What Would Uncle Charlie Do. WWUCD

by Cherrypit October 14, 2025

Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004