Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.

That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.

by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024

Uncle Vlad

He’s a Russian grape

“You, watch out for Uncle Vlad

by Wastelandish April 7, 2023

first great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w June 2, 2018

Uncle Kyla

A term used to describe a girl who gets really fucked up/forgets who to act around being rizzed up nicely kinda like this emoji🥴

Bro she unlce kylaring when he was talking to her its actually so brezzy
Remember dont uncle kyla

by anonymous February 16, 2023

Grumpy uncle

A grumpy uncle is a 13lb tabby male cat with a penchant for canvas bags and heated seats.

This grumpy uncle kegels is really enjoying his meow mix!

by Needle maiden April 22, 2024

Uncle Herschel's Favorite

Bending a lucky lady, or man, over the tabletop at the local Craker Barrel and pounding down on brown town and shouting "I'm back baby". All while enjoying a delicious breakfast of two eggs, a savory breakfast meat, two delicious sides and a hearty helping of biscuits and gravy off the small of their back.

I sure feel sorry for the bus boy that is going to be cleaning up that table after just witnessing the sloppiest Uncle Herschel's Favorite I have ever seen. Let's just say that is not gravy on the floor.

by Dick Onchin August 28, 2025