tom evans

He’s not fat he’s just flumpy

You’ll end up looking like Tom Evans if you don’t stop eating cake

by Darkmemelordhoward January 23, 2019

Turkey Tom

Some nigga that got cucked by some lolicon named Lerix

EX: "Im gonna FUCK Turkey Tom's Girl"

by GoonerGang September 23, 2023

Tom Longley

Usually drives a hairdressers car e.g. BMW Z4.

See that guy in the 2 seater convertible, he's a total Tom Longley

by MaryBeth321 March 16, 2019

Imaginary Tom

When someone has a long-distance relationship and you don't believe the other part of the relationship really exists

Girl: omigod, my boyfriend totally called me last night!
Friend: Your Imaginary Tom?
Girl: He's a real boy!!!

by Yzaku June 10, 2008

Tom Collett

A boy with an obscenly large nose that dosnt like to associate with other human beings but instead, would rather sit around all day and play halo 3 on the xbox and eat cheese pasta.

"TC are you coming out?"

"Nah"

"Man you are such a Tom Collett!!!"

by Gallina Powerrrr September 9, 2009

Tom Higgins

A quit queer young lad who feels he is great but can’t tell anyone because he will cry like a little baby if they don’t agree. His parents spoil him as they are posh parents with a lot of money

Hey Tom Higgins would you like a new phone.

by Silly Willy up yer hole March 11, 2019

Brother Tom

This is a phrase used for the women's menstrual period. Time of Month (TOM).

My brother Tom is worse than your mother Nature.

by JPski27 June 10, 2015