three legged antelope

A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"

Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!

by blacklung April 21, 2009

scotsman's leg up

When you put one leg up on the toilet to face fuck a girl while chugging a case of IRN BRU.

MAN1:"My girl was over last night."
MAN2:"Oh really? What did you two do?"
MAN1:"I gave her the old Scotsman's leg up!"
MAN2:"Noice!"

by Nobody1011 September 20, 2016

whale prick legs

another word for cankles. big calves with no shape to them at all.

hey! did you see josh wearing them shorts. he has whale prick legs.

by styles2 June 18, 2011

t-rex legs

Extremely beefy and muscular legs, the opposite of chicken legs.

People say I skip leg day, but look at these t-rex legs!

by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 15, 2018

chicken leg jackson

"The meanest cat in town."
-fatty J

"Stop it Chicken sic chicken leg Jackson!"
-fatty J

by Chicken Leg Jackson July 24, 2014

Double legs bananza

When a fictional character uses both of his legs in order to kick someone or something for comedic effect.

Benson from Regular saw,in his moment of sheer anger did a double legs bananza on that TV.

by Gaifordio October 8, 2022

Three legged stool

When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.

Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022