The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.
A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?
B: Means you're a perv
C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?
C: Are you into BDSM?
B: Means you're a perv
C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?
C: Are you into BDSM?
by Donoav February 7, 2025
Get the stoplight testmug. The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).
Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill
by Machine1984 May 11, 2022
Get the field-testmug. The act of recieving a titty fuck but to replace the the titties with your best friend or brother's testicles
by Zach price August 4, 2021
Get the Teste ticklermug. When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.
No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.
by infjdesign December 29, 2018
Get the The Haberman Testmug. by TLD69 March 22, 2022
Get the Scarf testingmug. If playing an online game and wonder if you lag, you start climbing up a ladder in the game, to see if you make it to the top or if you just keep on jumping from on top to on bottom.
Gamer#1: "Dude! I so shot that guy in the face, and it took him freakin' three second to die! Bajingless!"
Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
by TurnOnLamp September 25, 2010
Get the The Ladder Testmug. 