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Uncles meth

When you really like someone so you take them hostage in your moms belly.
Man I really like James, I might show him my uncles meth
by The real gangster December 23, 2020
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Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
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Uncle Eddie

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.
I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!
by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024
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half-uncle-in-law

1- Half-pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-uncle.
half-uncle-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Uncleing

The act of being an uncle figure for your siblings child.
Hazardfx: Sorry I was tucking my niece in to bed.
imlockett: Good job uncleing her!
by tdids93 June 8, 2022
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Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them
Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom
by kam11345 February 10, 2017
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Uncle Cypher

The creepy uncle of yours that lives in your basement.. At 1 am you hear him saying those are some hot fists breach. Also if you meet someone named Omen never tell him your cameras are working only say they are broken.
I went to YungLegends houuse and saw Uncle Cypher on the roof
by unclecypher May 10, 2021
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