Dan man

Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.

JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.

You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.

You: Damn, pulled another Dan man

by BernardSaint May 20, 2018

Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 4, 2024

Dan fang

An upcoming five star character from the hit game honkai: star rail. He canonical is the biggest simp for his husband yingxing and even gave him his heart to make him immortal and then died or sum and got reincarnated as dan heng. he also fantasied about yingxing sweating on the battle field. Gay ass mf

1: "I could take dan fang"

2: "in a fight, right?"
1: "..."
2: "🫢"
2: "same tho"

by NrBladestan69 August 9, 2023

Doing a dan

Delaying your wedding due to covid and pissing off your friends in the process.

"Oh no, he's doing a dan, we're going to have to redo all the bookings for the villa and the flights"
"He's a right dan"

by Hawky1984 July 27, 2021

Big dan

Fat gipo who smells funny an has many STDs he's could from his mum an sister also his nan who lost her teeth on the big wheel at the gipo fair

Ye look like big Dan

by Owen dono September 29, 2018

dan the ufo

a big ufo that floats around the world. People are scared.

Moili "Hey Roina did you see that Ufo?"
Roina "It must be Dan The UFO"

by Cray cray ray fish June 5, 2018

Dan

An annoying little shit who rarely goes online.

Oh that’s Dan, he’s lazy he won’t be online for long.

by good12838 June 2, 2020