canadian sewer diving

When you eat out someone’s butthole after they drink so much maple syrup it starts leaking from their ass.

“How’d it go with that girl last night?”
“Dude she made me going canadian sewer diving the first time we hung out. I don’t think I’m gonna call her back”

by mr terrific July 17, 2025

Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!

by DerykS. July 24, 2022

Canadian Logan

You see, Logans are a special breed. As in they are actually special. The Canadian comes in in that they're apologetic and white af. They enjoy defending, in their words, the Great empire of Canada to their friends who may be against it. The word eh is used every two sentences at least 3 times followed by a sorry.

Dude that guys the epitome of a Canadian Logan.

by Dr.Awesome007 May 24, 2018

canadian

a insult to humanity

fucking canadians...

by jimjohnbinbomb January 11, 2022

Canadian legwarmer

Plastic bags, worn over socks and under boots in an effort to keep one's feet dry. Particularly useful if you have zippers on the outside of your boots, as they are useless in keeping one's feet dry. Wet feet will freeze. Even the warmest, most expensive boots available won't keep your feet warm once you've broken through thin ice to the water below, which you may not see at all under snow.

Sheila was ready for anything in her kodiaks and Canadian legwarmers.

by bzmummy May 11, 2016

Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023

Canadian

Compliant and loyal to the state/monarchy regardless of tyranny or treason.
Synonym: Australian, British, or Chinese

P1: Is there anything Michael wont agree with?

P2: no, he's Canadian.
P1: wow he must really like the taste of boot rubber

by Garkin December 2, 2023