Taco in a bag 

A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.

I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?

Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.

Taco in a bag by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004

Rusty Taco 

an older womans vagina(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.

jay and deans mom has a rusty taco

Rusty Taco by owhole October 13, 2008

Taco Bell

Without this place, us drunks would starve to death at 2 AM in the morning.

After drinking a whole case of beer I decided to curve my hunger at Taco Bell

Taco Bell by mrkb September 13, 2006

Tacompton 

Nickname for Tacoma, Washington, derived from the city of Compton, California. Highlights the crime and gang violence prevalent in many areas of Tacoma.

"Yeah dude, welcome to Tacompton."

"Bring your pepper spray, because that party is in Tacompton."

Tacompton by M March 13, 2005

Taco Bell

The place where Rummy and Dick Cheney shoulda looked for Weapons of Ass Destruction.

Oh my God, I just ate a grilled STUFT burrito, now I'm pissing liquid uranium out my asshole and melting the porcelain of my toilet. HELP!

Taco Bell by The Jigga Man March 7, 2005

gremlin taco 

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.

Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.

gremlin taco by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

neat like taco meat 

Something too awesome to be just neat and just as tasty as taco meat.

Dude, that movie was "neat like taco meat".

neat like taco meat by Mike Lightner April 28, 2006