door unlocked

Come over and get the 🍆

Do you want to see me tonight? Door unlocked

by Jay Riley January 30, 2018

Inside Pink Door

Slang term for vagina.

Person 1: "Did you open your pornsite?"
Person 2: "I was looking for names, only found inside pink door, so no"

by Czar Tony February 12, 2018

lovers door

A synonym for vagina

I slammed my dick right into her lovers door!

by englando February 13, 2018

Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.

"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"

by grittyt May 6, 2018

Door

"Adjective" To call someone a door is to refer to them as dumb, stupid, or just a plain out idiot.

"How do you not know what 2+2 is? You're such a door."

by Wolfdude823 January 23, 2017

Door knob

Someone who is always having sex and everyone has a turn

Man I had sex with a proper door knob last night!

by Urbanrebel3001 February 6, 2017

door-laches

A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.

As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.

by QuacksO December 3, 2020