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snake pig

background - old chinese
cubes of jelly found in chinese restaurants
'shit me, that snake pig jelly was delicious'
by bob January 27, 2005
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Double Snake bites

Four piercings, two on either side of the lower lip. Usually seen on 'Emo' or 'Scene' kids.
Mikey: Check out my double snake bites! I just got them done.
Blaize: Wow, they look totally hot! I love the rings you have in them!
by Dana-Lynne January 10, 2007
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foaming pipe snake

Named for similarity to Liquid Plumber. Act of busting ones nut so far inside a woman's vagina that it flushes out any previous items lodged in the passage.
See Paris Hilton. See pressure washer. "Man I gave this bitch a foaming pipe snake last night and a license plate and an old boot came out."
by DJ Schny March 14, 2009
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Snake Oil Jesus

noun: The person usually relied upon to achieve what amounts to a miracle when given impossible circumstances. This person is often found in a workplace, is underpaid and overworked, and usually ends up going postal. Also referred to as a 'discount miracle worker'.
Boss: "Jimmy, I need you to compile the last 3 years of P&L statements for the board meeting in 30 minutes."
Jimmy: "Right! What do I look like, some Snake Oil Jesus?"
Boss: "I knew I could count on you to come through. See you in 30!"
Jimmy: *sigh*
by Jaq Lemur December 9, 2008
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snake

verb: to snitch or tell on someone.
Man, you totally snaked on me to the landlady.
by Lan-J December 31, 2008
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snakes on a plane

Usage 1: when used as "Snake on a Plane" can be similar in use as
"bull in a china shop" in the meaning of "one who can do great harm"

Usage 2: when used as "Snakes on a Plane" can be similar in use as "a group of bulimics in a room full of bathrooms" in the meaning of "a group of people joined together for one great cause"
"he was like a snake on a plane, feathers were everywhere. I don't know how Janice got out alive"

"dude did you go to the Greenpeace rally? it was totally snakes on a plane...i mean when that guy lit that lady on fire...SWEET!"
by Crapflinger July 26, 2008
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Double Backed Snake

Double penetration involving a snake. Pleasure is derived from the snake's flickering tongue and rattle.
"Yo, I heard she did a double backed snake. Son."
by PandaFace April 1, 2007
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