cow slap

A fruity fart which a friend makes.

I just cow slapped

I had a cow slap

I need to cow slap

Did you just cow slap?

by splodge84 October 13, 2007

Somers Slap

When a woman uses her beef drapes or beef curtains to smack a man across the face following oral sex. The female answer to the Danza Slap. Named for the great Suzanne Somers who mastered this move after years on the ThighMaster which strengthened the muscles controlling her cameltoe/ninja foot.

Bitch almost knocked me out with her beef drapes when she Somers Slapped me last night.

by Evil DDR November 1, 2007

Slyna-Slap

Slyna-Slap, also meaning 'pimp-slap' or 'bitch-slap' is the application of the back-side of 1's hand to the face of another ..

Yah gottah keep yah hoes in check, slyna-slap them as needed.

or

Andreas is deserving of a good slyna-slap, and I'm just the one to deliver it.

by Master Natura April 14, 2005

monkey slap

A backhanded slap in the vagina.

Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.

by Bananular October 6, 2006

slap dog

Dirty dirty girl ie local spunk bucket happily suck your bobby after its been up her arse.

Have you been with that slap dog? She would give you galloping knob rot.

by Baby Ange October 12, 2004

Taco Slap

to slap someone's burrito looking ass

dude did see javier just taco slap squanto, shit was raw

by mjwalker04 December 9, 2009

slippery slap

After having sex with your girlfriend you keep the condom close so that after your girlfriend falls asleep you place your load in her hand and tickle her nose so as to make her slap your load in her face. Same thing can be done with whipped cream but not as funny.

Jay "last night I waited till my wife went to sleep and gave her a slippery slap"
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."

by barnmaster98 July 14, 2010