Salty

Jack Martin

Dude dont be so salty

by Asiansrcool August 25, 2016

salty liver

When you consume way too much alcohol that's your liver gets mad at you.

Jerry drank 16 pints of cold brew last night, he definitely caught a *Salty Liver*

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after

My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

salty domingo

You gently ask a woman to drink a cup of your urine, and then proceed to sodomize her (with consent) with a roasted piece of corn on the cob. And then jizz in her eye.

Me: Hey there, you come here often?
Her: On occasion, hehe
Me: Yeah that's cool listen can I give you a salty domingo or what?

by saltydomingo December 3, 2015

Salty Lemon

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.

Daen really liked having a salty lemon on him by his futa gf.

by YNWL January 22, 2019

Salty

Referring to something or someone who is incredibly mean and "salty" to everyone. Also someone who pulls off amazing roasts.

Student: Oh, its Salty! She's gonna roast you so hard!!

by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018

Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.

I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.

by Juanaconda May 31, 2022