Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 25, 2016

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Get Pumped

Smacking the hell out of a hillbilly named Kev

Person 1: if you want to get pumped I’m your guy
Person 2: you want to pump my stump? You are so gay dude

Person 1: no you

by GOODBYECLOWN June 06, 2024

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PUMPES

When you are so excited (pumped) but your fingers get ahead of your spelling and you hit enter without proofreading.

YES!! I'M SO PUMPES FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTY!

PUMPED*

by Lynx212 December 16, 2022

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Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 11, 2011

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