Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
Get the Monkey pumpingmug. "Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
Get the Pump and Dumpmug. When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
Get the Pump and Dumpmug. The act of penetration in a rapid efficient manner when time and environment constraints are abundant
My breaks only twenty minutes wanna Ryobi Pump... This wedding fuckin blows, let's Ryobi Pump right quick
by McGraze May 30, 2024
Get the RYOBI PUMPmug. by Pensé s November 13, 2018
Get the Lil pumpmug. by rrBandit February 21, 2024
Get the Pump Faking.mug. Him: let’s go bowling slime !
Her: sure! I’m not good at bowling though but it’ll be fun!
Him: nah you pump fakin ! You scored 130 with ya girls
Her: sure! I’m not good at bowling though but it’ll be fun!
Him: nah you pump fakin ! You scored 130 with ya girls
by Poopybutthole6969 February 26, 2024
Get the Pump fakinmug.