beam penis

A beam penis is a penis with a girth so thick and length so straight it can be used as a building beam.

Man, that guy gets all the chicks with his beam penis.

by Champions of Phrase-penis October 14, 2014

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Penis Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.

by buddhafish July 20, 2012

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penis bustle

A frilly and/or lacy - often steampunk themed - cock ring designed to help puffout or fill out a codpiece or provide shade.

She thought he was well endowed but when she got him back to her room she found it was all penis bustle.

by that_guy_no_really_that_guy_2 January 25, 2015

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penis proposal

when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.

if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.

if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.

Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose

Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

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