A chain somebody claims is real (Made of gold, silver, ETC.) But is made out of a cheap metal instead.
by Repocalypze September 29, 2018
When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 03, 2020
I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
by Jimmapp March 17, 2020
When you smoke a MASSIVE blunt with your roommate for her birthday, try to sit down and write a paper for the next 6 hours, and fail miserably.
After nearly 7 hours of trying to write a high paper, Logan’s progress read, after the title and header, “Hiking in Maine is huge.”
by stewartave January 22, 2022
Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
by Gumbly Simpson August 08, 2022
A candidate representing a political party who seems highly unlikely to win, and although they are standing for office in good faith, may not be intending to campaign hard either. They usually do not have many resources, and may be political newcomers (or has-beens who are reluctant to leave politics). Their own organizations may not be willing or able to offer much support. As a result, they are usually not very visible on the campaign trail beyond putting up a few signs. In Quebec, the term for this type of candidate is “poteau” (post or pole), referring to signage on fenceposts or utility poles. Some may not campaign at all, just appearing on the ballot (“name on ballot”/NoB). Often this situation arises when a national political party wants to maintain its profile by running candidates in every district across the country, even ones that have traditionally shown little support.
This is not the same thing as a person who decides to run (or is manipulated into entering the race by other interests) in order to split the vote and prevent someone else from winning. An example of that from fiction is Willie Stark’s first gubernatorial campaign in “All The King’s Men”.
This is not the same thing as a person who decides to run (or is manipulated into entering the race by other interests) in order to split the vote and prevent someone else from winning. An example of that from fiction is Willie Stark’s first gubernatorial campaign in “All The King’s Men”.
"When I went to vote today, I noticed Bob Aardvark's name at the top of the ballot. I didn't see him out campaigning and we didn't even get any campaign literature from him during the election. He must be a paper candidate. Wouldn't it be funny if a lot of people just voted for the first name they saw, and he got in~"
by TapirTrouble October 21, 2020
When you shave her legs and there super smooth. They are paper smooth. And like weed when it smokes good. It goes down paper smooth
by King_Of_Random March 13, 2024