road rules

a show on mtv that only keeps straight gangsters

yo did you see that road rules bitch she was hot.

by holla July 12, 2003

Rule 455

A general accepted rule about people on the internet being asses (455)

Mack:Dude this kid is flaming me cause he thinks he so tough sitting in a dark room with a computer in the safety of his home...
Vic:Well that's a Rule 455 right there.

by ShadowzB March 14, 2011

Rule 289

Garlic Bread is the most important Bae.
There should be no other foods before garlic bread
Garlic bread is the alpha and omega

Dude: Hey babe you want some garlic bread?
Girl: nah I hate that

Guy: get Out of my house right now rule 289
Girl: oh snap that’s the most important rule, I fail at life.

by GarlicAttack January 14, 2019

rule 39

similar to rule 34, rule 39 is the internet statement that "if it exists, there is furry porn of it"

"oh you thought rule 34 was bad? try out rule 39."

by ToniZambonii February 23, 2021

Rule 253

If you aren't listening to someone, then for every message, there must be an "mhm", "hm" or variation thereof.

Person 1: I just got an F on my test
Person 2: Mhm
Person 1: How about you?
Person 2: Mkay
Person 1: Did you just Rule 253 me?

by IsolatedWords January 14, 2021

Rule 536

Rule 536 states: "if it exists, there is a phobia of it."

Everyone is scared of something.

The number 536 comes from the year 536, which was nominated as the worst year in history to be alive.

This is the dark version of Rule 34.

Chad: "Man, I have a serious Rule 536 for spiders."

Brian: "Dude, I have a Rule 536 for green bubblegum."

Chad: "Bruuuuuuh."

by Dr. Drittunge February 9, 2021

ja rule

Cock Bitch, Punk Faggot

Anything that has a big mouth that is only satisfied with a cock in it.

by Geoffrey Atkins May 13, 2005