National date a friend day

On may 14th, you have to date you’re best friend or normal friend and YOU CAN’T DENY IT. If you do, you have to send naughty pics ;)

Boy 1: OMG it’s may 14th!! I’m gonna go ask out Emily
Girl 2: she can’t even say no since it’s National date a friend day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!

by Cupid the creator May 12, 2021

Hell Date

A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance

"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"

by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023

A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024

Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.

Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"

by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018

Expresso Date

To speak vulnerable thoughts over a cup of coffee... Rather quickly, in a caffeine induced ramble.

Going out for coffee with a person you've always wanted to be honest with.

So, I went on an Expresso Date with this guy from Tinder, I think I said too much.

by Jeff06999 May 26, 2023

Date

Australian slang for bumhole... not the whole bum, the bumhole.

I told Scotty that he can take his boat award and shove it up his date.

by Krit-Murhy February 10, 2021

Dating

Verb

Dating - To make eating dates a regular part of one's diet. Compare to the noun Dater.

Noun

Dater - One who makes dating a regular part of their diet

John has been dating lately especially as an appetizer and sugar substitute

by Festus Finlooper January 2, 2022