One of the most basic varieties of white mom. The avocado mom names her kids something "unique" like Charisma or Braxton (but calls a black woman who does the same "ghetto") and thinks applesauce is too spicy; her favorite hobbies include making dream boards and meeting for brunch with her "girlfriends" (all platonic, this woman is homophobic) to gossip about the new jeggings Target just got in stock as she steers the conversation toward her kids, so she can brag about how her four year old son Rhombus is a ladies' man because he high fived a girl at preschool.
Not to be confused with a crunchy mom, the avocado mom is a woman whose favorite pastimes include watching HGTV to find DIY projects and picking Facebook fights with people about breastfeeding and why Planned Parenthood is bad because she was in a comfortable financial position when she gave birth. She's a fan of the Maury Show, as she enjoys watching the less fortunate fight like a modern-era gladiator battle. As she is very unlikely to discipline her kids, the avocado mom is the bane of cashiers and other customers alike. Likely has a wooden sign in her home that reads "Live Laugh Love", or at least has the instructions to make one on her Pinterest board.
The only way to actively destroy her is to destroy her $50 Lululemon sports bra. This will tear her soul into the Uggs pits she came from. Otherwise, the avocado mom is invincible until she ends her own social life by selling It Works!
Not to be confused with a crunchy mom, the avocado mom is a woman whose favorite pastimes include watching HGTV to find DIY projects and picking Facebook fights with people about breastfeeding and why Planned Parenthood is bad because she was in a comfortable financial position when she gave birth. She's a fan of the Maury Show, as she enjoys watching the less fortunate fight like a modern-era gladiator battle. As she is very unlikely to discipline her kids, the avocado mom is the bane of cashiers and other customers alike. Likely has a wooden sign in her home that reads "Live Laugh Love", or at least has the instructions to make one on her Pinterest board.
The only way to actively destroy her is to destroy her $50 Lululemon sports bra. This will tear her soul into the Uggs pits she came from. Otherwise, the avocado mom is invincible until she ends her own social life by selling It Works!
"Have you heard from Rachel since high school?"
"Nah man, I had to delete her on Facebook for being an avocado mom. I can only take so many Tasty Network videos, my dude."
"Nah man, I had to delete her on Facebook for being an avocado mom. I can only take so many Tasty Network videos, my dude."
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Get the Kayden’s mom mug.A Mother who is not present in her children's lives but acts like she is.
A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.
A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.
Joan says her mom is a ghost mom because she's never around to support her or care for her so they call her by her first name instead of mom.
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Get the Your Mom mug.The girlfriends phatassed purple demon mom who is found on Week 4 in the popular game Friday night funkin
"Have you seen week 4 of Friday night funkin?"
"Yeah bro The mom in fnf has a phatty, I'd totally smash"
"Yeah bro The mom in fnf has a phatty, I'd totally smash"
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Get the The mom in fnf mug.They're are the reason for car crashes , global warming , teenyboppers , frat boys/girls , they mostly stay at home waiting to pick up their "angels" for what dumbass activity their brats are doing , or annoying the crap out some sane person , or causing car wrecks in the air-polluting SUVs , they hate anything that is non Christian (despite being spawns of Satan) , internet , freedom , minorities , anything that will "corrupt" their "precious little angels" , they keep their children away from anything that will make them individual. They also hate gamers and anime fans
Me : *Listening to Melanie Martinez*
Soccer Mom: HEY ! YOUNG LADY QUIT LISTENING TO THAT SATANIC GARAGE YOUR LISTENING TO , YOU ARE CORRUPTING MY BABY
Soccer Mom's kid : *smoking weed behind his mother's back*
Me : You're not my mom
Soccer Mom: THEN I'M GONNA TELL HER
Me : Fine
Soccer Bitch tell my mom
Soccer Mom : Hey your child is listening to this Melanie Martinez
My Mom : So what ?
Soccer Mom: WTF ! YOU SHOULD PUNISH HER FOR LISTENING TO THE DEVIL'S MUSIC
My Mom : *walks away from crazy Soccer Mom *
My Mom: Don't worry *insert name* , hopefully she and her brat will die in a car wreck
And this why soccer moms are pure evil
Soccer Mom: HEY ! YOUNG LADY QUIT LISTENING TO THAT SATANIC GARAGE YOUR LISTENING TO , YOU ARE CORRUPTING MY BABY
Soccer Mom's kid : *smoking weed behind his mother's back*
Me : You're not my mom
Soccer Mom: THEN I'M GONNA TELL HER
Me : Fine
Soccer Bitch tell my mom
Soccer Mom : Hey your child is listening to this Melanie Martinez
My Mom : So what ?
Soccer Mom: WTF ! YOU SHOULD PUNISH HER FOR LISTENING TO THE DEVIL'S MUSIC
My Mom : *walks away from crazy Soccer Mom *
My Mom: Don't worry *insert name* , hopefully she and her brat will die in a car wreck
And this why soccer moms are pure evil
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Get the Soccer Moms mug.When a girl in her early 20's has a kid and then all of a sudden she has her life together and becomes more attractive. She will start to do things that can only be defined as "mom stuff"
Bill- "look at this photo of kylee and her kid!"
John- "wow shes doing some mom stuff in that photo"
Bill - "im not sure what that means but it makes sense!"
John- "yeah shes a total milf "
John- "wow shes doing some mom stuff in that photo"
Bill - "im not sure what that means but it makes sense!"
John- "yeah shes a total milf "
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