Math

Math = Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans

Person1: What is math?
Person2: Math stands for Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans!

by T. Cassius October 9, 2018

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Math

The most shitty boring thing of hell and fuck of a dock you will ever meet. Exactly like homework

Maya: Can we go to the park?
Dan: Nah, sorry I have math
Maya: SHIT THAT MATH!
Dan: Ikr?

by NotDerpyOpheeBopYT December 24, 2021

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Math rizz

Rizz that uses math in it

And example of maybe rizz is- Math is always talking about X and Y and never U and I. Then someone would state you got math rizz

by Kitkat 321 $ May 24, 2024

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Girl Math

A phrase that can be used to describe a way of thinking that once thought about is factually illogical or irrational.

"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"

by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024

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MAL Math

Short for “Mar-a-Lago Math.” Questions that creative math educators love to pose to expose the dark businesses and malpractices that often take place there between Mr. Pinocchio and his entourage of rogue advisors and morally corrupt lawmakers: shady deals, illicit affairs, illegal storage of classified documents, doctored valuations, and the like.

One billion-dollar MAL math question that has divided real estate agents and bankers is the value of the notorious Floridian private club, which ranges wildly from $18 million to over $1 billion.

by Numerati December 10, 2023

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