Any, literally ANY, object other than an actual umbrella that can be used as a shielding device against precipitation. Preferably something planer.
by supramaj January 10, 2012
Get the Mexican Umbrella mug.Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.
Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.
Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.
Avandre: Damn.
Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.
Avandre: Damn.
by mgrille1234 November 13, 2011
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The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.
The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.
Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.
by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011
Get the Mexican handwash mug.The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.
by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 3, 2022
Get the Messy Mexican mug.Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.
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Get the Mexican Wisconsin mug.A Mexican Grumpy is the sexual act of inserting one's nose (just the tip) into the male partner's anus while being tea bagged.
Brad really likes it when he gives me a Mexican Grumpy, he smiles all the way to his proctologist's office.
by L.A.GRUMPY October 26, 2019
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