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logan thirteen evans

a white guy form the east
likes nature

likes to climb shit

likes anime

for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)
OMG! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
logan thirteen evans by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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Logan Sargent 

Logan Sargent is one of the least known f1 drivers AND he resigned with williams on the 1st of December. Gonna be a big driver ine day
Hey you know Logan Sargent finally resigned with Williams on the 1st of December

Logan Sutphin 

I witness a glimmer in my darkness

It began with a slight twinkle, and then it became rays of sunshine

Turns out it was him all along
He must've come from above because
He is forever glowing, and no such thing exists in my world

He could be the sun…
And his smile beamed like a thousand fireflies
I stood mesmerized by his light

He is rare, and I know he isn't from here
How does he always shine so effortlessly?
He's a candle; I never want it to go out

And I'm afraid if we were ever to collide, we would lose our harmony and form an eclipse

Logan Mace 

Says the N-Word on a regular basis and loves to take it up the bum. Absolute Fatty. Biggest mass known to man.
Girl 1: OMG is Logan Mace your boyfriend?
Girl 2: *Kills Herself*
Logan Mace by Aston Thompson January 8, 2024

Logan Lake Water Slide 

When someone (typically a guy) drinks 2 litres of coffee and a full bottle of laxatives. Once the shit has been brewing for long enough you shit it out in a straight line that’s around the same width as you(if you don’t have enough, drink more coffee and take more laxatives). After the “Water slide” has formed you take another person and have them at the other side of the “slide” in “doggystyle”. After all that is set up you run, slide, and aim your head for there asshole. If everything went right you should pop your head into them.
Me: Do you wanna try a Logan Lake water slide?
Doug: of course! I’ll get the coffee.

Logan M. 

A blond twink, eyes separated, a fucking narcissist+racist, only dates girls with no boobs or ass, and only pulls girls who don’t have a good type, cuz he actually be ugly asf. He be saying the n word too much and be sending poop pics to his friends. Also he only pulls girls with the initials of K,L,E,A.
“Didn’t you date that blond twink?” “Who? Are you talking about Logan M.?” “Fosho yeah!”
Logan M. by Diddysfav05 November 22, 2024