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Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues
I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson
by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024
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Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida
by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024
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SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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Boris Johnson

He's a fucking cunt.
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!
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Sam Johnson

When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches
'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'
by samjpohnson March 12, 2024
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Kayden johnsonn

Kayden is a wonderful pretty cute nigga and sometimes be pulling every girl in st louis all at once and if you ever see him give him a chance so he can put this dick in ur spine
Girl: you know kayden johnsonn?
Boy: yes bitch he took my girl
Girl: ok ill let him put his coin in my coinslot
by manifuman3909 April 2, 2024
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the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
by HypocrisySanctimony July 3, 2024
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